So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
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Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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