i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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