A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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