I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I intend to get homeless drunk
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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