At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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