Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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