Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Someone shattered a urinal.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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