I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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