So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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