Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
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Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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