i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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