D3 body, D1 cock
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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