I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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