If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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