I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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