No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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