..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
he thought i was a dude.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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