When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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