yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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