It's like a parade of train wrecks.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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