Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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