do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
we're making bets on your personal life
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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