Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Randomize
