i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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