Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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