We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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