We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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