Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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