It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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