from now on my penis is your penis
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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