You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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