I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
they need to just BURY HIM!
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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