Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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