maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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