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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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