Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
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