so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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