Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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