That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
