love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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