Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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