are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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