The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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