Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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