Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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