No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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