Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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