I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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