dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Randomize
