You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Randomize
