I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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