"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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