the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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