I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
