Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
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He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
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I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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