Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
accomplished twins. life is a go
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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