how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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