Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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