the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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