Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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