Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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