69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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