I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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